Who are the Qornies?

Well, you're asking the wrong questions right out of the gate. The Qornies aren't a "who," they're a "what."

Wow, you're a jerk. Okay, what are the Qornies, then, you jerk?

A whimsical, witty, sarcastic, and sometimes even funny webcomic.

Isn't it a little pretentious to describe your own work as "witty"?

What is this, an interview?

I don't know, you wrote it.

What? Who are you anyway?

I'm you, moron.

And I'm the jerk? Wait, what do you mean you're me?

Well, I'm you doing a really bad job at projecting what your audience might ask or would want to know about this webcomic series.